Great valentine rhymes

[bomberman]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime


Have fun

Bomberman

[4me2]

Nice post :thumbs

Have some Karma.

[urbsy]

Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
Your gonna get fisted.

Roses are red
Violets are plenty
Lets phone up a friend
And try double entry.

urbsy :whistle

[CON-DIGI]

My love for you makes my mates cringe,
the jealous b@stards want to eat your minge. :whistle :whistle

[GameKing]

'you are my world, my life, my love,
especially when you use the rubber glove'

[maverick_15]

lol, some of those are good

[Nikki]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime


Have fun

Bomberman

hahahahahahaha had me in stitches some quality rhymes there ma8

:-)


Nik