go easy on me, first time in here!!
A man goes to the doctors, he has orange fingers,
he asks the doctor: "Whats wrong with me?"
The doctor looks through all of his books and can find no reference to any condition with orange fingers so he asks the man:
"how is your job"
The man replies "I lost my job yesterday"
doctor: "thats it, thats why you have orange fingers its stress related"
"No ive got a new job now with half the hours and double the pay its great!!"
Doctor: "okay it not that, hows you love life?"
"i got divorced 2 weeks ago"
Doctor: "thats definitely it, thats why you have orange fingers, you're
suffering from depressed"
"No way, i do what i want. when i want. and i dont have to answer to anyone, its fantastic!"
Doctor: "okay, okay, so tell me about your social life, what do you do in your spare time?"
"Not much, sit around watching porno's and eating wotsits"
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