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    I was sent this earlier i think its buckin frilliant.

    By a dyslexic story writer.

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her
    sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard
    frubbing sloors. emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of
    the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly
    astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty
    Swallocks;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had
    tickets to go to the ball, but they would not let Rindercella go.


    Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her
    name was Shairy Hithole . She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a
    hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys


    The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
    there would be a cucking falamity.


    At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
    suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
    Rindercella, and she ran out tripping tarse over its, so dropping her
    slass glipper.


    The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
    the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and
    let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. When
    the stinking brown cloud had lifted , he tried the slass glipper on both
    the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.


    He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it pitted ferfectly.


    Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived
    his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen
    swanny.
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    Default Re: Sinderella Class

    that is so old that its pubes are grey

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    Hos!
    - Plan for Tomorrow - Live for today - Hail to the King Baby -

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    maybe im ignorant i dont know but what is HOS!

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    Hall of Shame.... the forum where are the 'bloopers' and repeats go!!

    Dont worry, we all end up there at some point!!
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    there is a section called the "Hall of Shame", which we lovingly abbreviate to HOS.

    It's primary function is for moving nonsense posts into it, such as spam, or blatant requests for warez or cracks etc.

    But it also gets a lot of use from people posting duplicate threads or posting a topic such as this one, where it has been posted so many times over the years that it is worthy of a good old HOS'ing.

    Once posts are in the HOS, its open season on the thread originator arse!
    Full on abuse and pisstaking is normal.

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    Default Re: Sinderella Class

    jimbob's first response was funnier

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    oh i love it

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