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    *before i paste this joke..i whould like to offer a sacrifice of 3 jaffa cakes to the god of witty jokes. may he save me from Hos and lead me from bitchy replys....Amen.*

    ok got this in me email.
    i was thinking was much funny...but then what do i know ?




    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Matt Dirney?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And, who was the woman you were with?"
    "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Matthew, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
    well tell me now. Was it BrendaO'Malley?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    "I'll never tell."
    "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Matthew Dirney, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
    attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

    Matt walks back to his pew. His friend Fred slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"
    "Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Matt.

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    lol, not bad

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    made me chuckle
    I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    lol

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    Heard before but still raised a grin :tongue
    Póg mo tóin

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    lol, not too bad

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