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    Default Orange fingers

    go easy on me, first time in here!!

    A man goes to the doctors, he has orange fingers,
    he asks the doctor: "Whats wrong with me?"

    The doctor looks through all of his books and can find no reference to any condition with orange fingers so he asks the man:
    "how is your job"

    The man replies "I lost my job yesterday"

    doctor: "thats it, thats why you have orange fingers its stress related"

    "No ive got a new job now with half the hours and double the pay its great!!"

    Doctor: "okay it not that, hows you love life?"

    "i got divorced 2 weeks ago"

    Doctor: "thats definitely it, thats why you have orange fingers, you're
    suffering from depressed"

    "No way, i do what i want. when i want. and i dont have to answer to anyone, its fantastic!"

    Doctor: "okay, okay, so tell me about your social life, what do you do in your spare time?"












    "Not much, sit around watching porno's and eating wotsits"






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    Erm, I think the joke is meant to be that he has an orange nob?

    HOS?

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    'Doctor: "thats definitely it, thats why you have orange fingers, you're
    suffering from depressed" '

    Did we import this doctor from abroad? :tongue

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    man its brutal in the jokes section today.
    ante no one getting away with anything....

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by flipper321
    Erm, I think the joke is meant to be that he has an orange nob?

    HOS?
    Agreed... HOS!!!!
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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Hos

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by spaz
    go easy on me, first time in here!!



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    Come on lads give spaz a chance :| :nowords: :nono Ok then 5 more votes for HOS then going going gone :oops
    Póg mo tóin

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    1. hos

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    cack cack herd this b 4 cack !!!!! H.O.S

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    No 3 H.O.S.

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    no4 HOS :-)

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    No 5.... and im outa here!!!!! never been to HOS before, woohoo!

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Anyhoo, do a find and replace with the word 'fingers' to 'penis' ans youve get yourself some kind of joke! wrote this one 5 mins before i left work totally braindead!!

    at least it gave a few of you a laugh!

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    Loads of votes to HOS this.

    Right spaz...u need to come up with proper joke now and totally redeem yourself.

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Herd it before but not how you explained it.

    It in the right place :-)


    Nik

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    Never seen so many HOS before on one joke.

    The joke is so bad I think it even needs removing from the HOS

    And spaz... Since Ive known you, you've always been brain dead

    :tongue

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    Default Re: Orange fingers

    hos

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