Orange fingers

[spaz]

go easy on me, first time in here!!

A man goes to the doctors, he has orange fingers,
he asks the doctor: "Whats wrong with me?"

The doctor looks through all of his books and can find no reference to any condition with orange fingers so he asks the man:
"how is your job"

The man replies "I lost my job yesterday"

doctor: "thats it, thats why you have orange fingers its stress related"

"No ive got a new job now with half the hours and double the pay its great!!"

Doctor: "okay it not that, hows you love life?"

"i got divorced 2 weeks ago"

Doctor: "thats definitely it, thats why you have orange fingers, you're
suffering from depressed"

"No way, i do what i want. when i want. and i dont have to answer to anyone, its fantastic!"

Doctor: "okay, okay, so tell me about your social life, what do you do in your spare time?"












"Not much, sit around watching porno's and eating wotsits"






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[flipper321]

Erm, I think the joke is meant to be that he has an orange nob?

HOS?

[Porthos]

'Doctor: "thats definitely it, thats why you have orange fingers, you're
suffering from depressed" '

Did we import this doctor from abroad? :tongue

[MaxP]

man its brutal in the jokes section today.
ante no one getting away with anything....

[Shotgunjim]

Erm, I think the joke is meant to be that he has an orange nob?

HOS?

Agreed... HOS!!!!

[BM]

Hos

[briansite]

go easy on me, first time in here!!



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Come on lads give spaz a chance :| :nowords: :nono Ok then 5 more votes for HOS then going going gone :oops

[maverick_15]

1. hos

[DEC2K]

cack cack herd this b 4 cack !!!!! H.O.S

[philo]

No 3 H.O.S.

[spaz]

no4 HOS :-)

[spaz]

No 5.... and im outa here!!!!! never been to HOS before, woohoo!

[spaz]

Anyhoo, do a find and replace with the word 'fingers' to 'penis' ans youve get yourself some kind of joke! wrote this one 5 mins before i left work totally braindead!!

at least it gave a few of you a laugh!

[Mr Olympia]

Loads of votes to HOS this.

Right spaz...u need to come up with proper joke now and totally redeem yourself.

[Nikki]

Herd it before but not how you explained it.

It in the right place :-)


Nik

[pangr]

Never seen so many HOS before on one joke.

The joke is so bad I think it even needs removing from the HOS

And spaz... Since Ive known you, you've always been brain dead

:tongue

[DaveTheRave]

hos