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    The Geography of a woman


    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
    She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland
    around the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
    Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
    with countries with cash or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
    and desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan.
    She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
    is now necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
    quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigidclimate
    keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
    glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

    After 70, they become Albania . Everyone knows where it is, but no one
    wants to go there.

    The Geography of a Man:

    Between the ages of 15 - 70, a man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.

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    lol - was worth reading all that crap just for the last line


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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds
    lol - was worth reading all that crap just for the last line

    lol yeah the last line was good, wouldve been better this time last year mind (unless we're on about george dubya now)

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    thats class hehe france ones good

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    lol :thumbs
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    lol

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