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The Geography of a woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland
around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially
with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigidclimate
keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania . Everyone knows where it is, but no one
wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70, a man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.
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