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    A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor. After the
    election results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him and began asking
    him questions on how he won.

    A young reporter walked up to him and said," Mr. Mayor, I understand that you
    used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of
    hands, kissed lots of babies...I even heard that you Kissed a parakeet. "

    The Mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to the
    people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet...That's
    A Lie...I kissed a Cock-or-two."

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    Dear Dear... :nowords: :nono

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    :shutup ....hey m8,,that was bad....

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    Quote Originally Posted by toto67
    :shutup ....hey m8,,that was bad....
    like you can talk mate - all three of your jokes are considerably worse than this one :nowords:

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    Quote Originally Posted by azz_uk
    like you can talk mate - all three of your jokes are considerably worse than this one :nowords:
    ahh shut up!!! it was bloody early doors on a Sunday morning.....

    but I see that u must have a sense of humour:nowords: .....

    But hey each 2 there own.........lol


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    oh dear

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