A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor. After the
election results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him and began asking
him questions on how he won.
A young reporter walked up to him and said," Mr. Mayor, I understand that you
used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of
hands, kissed lots of babies...I even heard that you Kissed a parakeet. "
The Mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to the
people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet...That's
A Lie...I kissed a Cock-or-two."