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    Default At The Patents Office..

    A guy goes to the Patents Office with some designs. He tells the clerk, "I'd
    like to register my new invention, a folding bottle".

    Clerk: Oh yes, what do you call it?

    Inventor: A fottle.

    Clerk: That's a silly name, can you think of something else?

    Inventor: I'll think about it. I've got something else here, a folding carton.

    Clerk: And what do you call that?

    Inventor: A farton.

    Clerk: That's rude, you can't possibly use that name.

    Inventor: Gee, you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket.

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :nowords: :whistle
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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    lol, i thought that was alright

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    :whistle :nowords:

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    Lol

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    what was wrong with that joke, its was good

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    lol

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    fooking hell aramis, is it your intention to comb the jokes section and reply to every one of the last months jokes with the response "lol" or "good one" or "heard before"?

    Is this to increase your post count?

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    Default Re: At The Patents Office..

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    fooking hell aramis, is it your intention to comb the jokes section and reply to every one of the last months jokes with the response "lol" or "good one" or "heard before"?

    Is this to increase your post count?
    LOL... you are not wrong.. my subscribed thread list is off the page!!!
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