At The Patents Office..

**ibobsy** · 14th February 2004

A guy goes to the Patents Office with some designs. He tells the clerk, "I'd
like to register my new invention, a folding bottle".

Clerk: Oh yes, what do you call it?

Inventor: A fottle.

Clerk: That's a silly name, can you think of something else?

Inventor: I'll think about it. I've got something else here, a folding carton.

Clerk: And what do you call that?

Inventor: A farton.

Clerk: That's rude, you can't possibly use that name.

Inventor: Gee, you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket.

**Shotgunjim** · 14th February 2004

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :nowords: :whistle

**maverick_15** · 15th February 2004

lol, i thought that was alright

**DEC2K** · 15th February 2004

:whistle :nowords:

**MaxP** · 16th February 2004

Lol

**Theone1** · 16th February 2004

what was wrong with that joke, its was good

**aramis** · 16th February 2004

lol

**jimbob2002** · 16th February 2004

fooking hell aramis, is it your intention to comb the jokes section and reply to every one of the last months jokes with the response "lol" or "good one" or "heard before"?

Is this to increase your post count?

**Shotgunjim** · 16th February 2004

Originally Posted by jimbob2002

fooking hell aramis, is it your intention to comb the jokes section and reply to every one of the last months jokes with the response "lol" or "good one" or "heard before"?

Is this to increase your post count?

LOL... you are not wrong.. my subscribed thread list is off the page!!!