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    Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
    robbery on February 2.

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
    disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
    expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
    surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

    The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
    only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded
    on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll
    have a bit to eat."

    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
    vanilla pudding.

    The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one
    pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
    contained covered bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
    nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

    The newspaper headline read:

    IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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    Default Re: Vanilla Pudding

    thats just dodgy!!!!

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    Default Re: Vanilla Pudding

    feckin hell.......I didnt c that cuming....

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    Default Re: Vanilla Pudding

    cam and toto67 you live nearby eachother - you should meet up some time!
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    Default Re: Vanilla Pudding

    that was quite funny act!

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