Vanilla Pudding
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on February 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded
on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll
have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one
pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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