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    Default Am I nuts?

    I've got 2 fishes and 5 loaves of bread, and I'm off to feed 5,000 people with it, am I nuts?

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    No, you are running a chinese slave importing racket in morcambe.

    Or then again maybe you are nuts. :whistle

    Or maybe your buttplug has been in so long that you cant think straight?

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    Default Re: Am I nuts?

    It would help if you had nuts, theyre very nutritious, and not everyone likes fish.

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    Default Re: Am I nuts?

    what do you call a chineese cockle picker ............. Rai Sin Tied

    It is alledged that the ganglord in charge of the cockle pickers informed them that when the water reached knee high they were to leave the beach.......... only problem was that Knee Hi was back in the van in the car park


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    Default Re: Am I nuts?

    Put simply YES :tongue

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    Apologies these jokes are in the jokes section. I never checked.

    THE BARON

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    Default Re: Am I nuts?

    Warped, twisted , yes , Nuts noway.:nono
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

    http://newsarse.com/

    Conservatives. Putting the 'N' into Cuts.


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    Default Re: Am I nuts?

    no your jesus.
    or you think you are,
    or..........
    yep your as nutty as a fruitcake

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    your not nuts m8...well your not nuts if im not

    .....dry rosted any one?

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
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