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    Default What am I to do?

    I'm in a real dilema and I hope someone can help...............


    I'm going to try and make this as brief as possible, at present I am renting a small flat above a hairdressers, I pay 200 a month and while thats Ok, the owner has never keep records and these 'cash' transactions have never appeared in my accounts for various reasons.

    The owner of the flat has died suddenley and his son has taken control of the property, he has told me that in order to keep him from going to the Inland Reveune he wants me to perform for him in a goat herders costume and rub myself with olive oil and rosemary.

    He is Greek and while I understand his request, I find this is unacceptable and it is probably against the law.

    Should I inform the authorities and probably lose my home or let the Greek nutjob have his way and say nothing?

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    I have got the photo of him....you go get im......

    damn,u must have the sexiest l/lord in town......for fecks sake dont tell
    anyone were u live...

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    go for it ,...but only if you can smear yourself with popeye and basil as well.
    BTW any chance of watching this shagfest?

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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    do it, what do you have to lose,

    you might be lucky & he adds a couple of goats to the scenario :whistle

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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I'm in a real dilema and I hope someone can help...............


    I'm going to try and make this as brief as possible, at present I am renting a small flat above a hairdressers, I pay 200 a month and while thats Ok, the owner has never keep records and these 'cash' transactions have never appeared in my accounts for various reasons.

    The owner of the flat has died suddenley and his son has taken control of the property, he has told me that in order to keep him from going to the Inland Reveune he wants me to perform for him in a goat herders costume and rub myself with olive oil and rosemary.

    He is Greek and while I understand his request, I find this is unacceptable and it is probably against the law.

    Should I inform the authorities and probably lose my home or let the Greek nutjob have his way and say nothing?

    seems no different frrom the sadistic stuff you had to endure to be supermoderator.


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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    do it...he might fall in love with you a let u live rent free....or not

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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    Buy him a Kebab and lace it with Rat Poison, he won't bother you anymore.

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    The fact you are thinking about it means deep down you want it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgunjim
    The fact you are thinking about it means deep down you want it!!!
    You often have gay feeling's m8, help him out...

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    Well I seem to remember that your favourite grub is kebab and I also seem to remember that you are getting rather friendly with some ugly Italian who is distinctly left of centre.....
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    Haven't eaten Kebab for month's, they stopped stocking Donna and it is now being refurbed.

    That sloth looking motherf@cker needs to fall in front of a Bus or Steam Roller or some 5hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    That sloth looking motherf@cker needs to fall in front of a Bus or Steam Roller or some 5hit.
    Well considering there is a chance he is going to be your brother-in-law you might have to 'be nice' to him!!!
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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgunjim
    Well considering there is a chance he is going to be your brother-in-law you might have to 'be nice' to him!!!
    F@ck off!

    To let you guy's know the chap we are talking about is Italian, barely speaks English and looks like Sloth off The Goonies. I will try and get a picture for you all to have a laugh at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    F@ck off!

    To let you guy's know the chap we are talking about is Italian, barely speaks English and looks like Sloth off The Goonies. I will try and get a picture for you all to have a laugh at.
    And he is going out with Lee's future sister-in-law!!! So he has to get used to having Sunday Dinner, picknics and 'the family thing' together!!!! :tongue
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    M8, you are confusing me with someone who give's a f@ck about family value's etc.

    I upset them all yesterday when her Mam asked why we were now deciding to get married. My response of to shut her up and give me peace and quiet didn't go well. Can't say I was concerned, I was trying to eat my dinner and watch the telly. Cheeky f@ckers were trying to get a conversation out of me.

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    lol
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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    remember, just say no

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    Default Re: What am I to do?

    go in and tell him you're madly in love with him and want to have as many babies as he can physically make - should drive him off

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