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    Some fun sim msg's i got this week..

    Cockle pickers wages are to be increased from 1 to 2 per day....It's not much, but it should keep their heads above water.

    4 sale, complete set of encylopedias 45 volumes, 1000 ono.
    No longer needed, just got married
    wife knows F***in everything

    Woman standin nude looks in bedroom mirror & says to hubby,
    I look horrible fat & ugly pay me a compliment.
    Hubby says'Ur EYESITES f***in SPOT ON!

    2 Sharks talking one says im fed up wiv cod lets **** off 2 Morcombe & have a Chinese.

    A man goes in2 a library and ask for a book on suicide the librarian says F*ck Off you wont bring it back.
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    Beers on the house where are those ladders !!
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    Default Re: just afew msg's

    lol, some of those are good

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    Default Re: just afew msg's

    yeah a few are good

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