Some fun sim msg's i got this week..
Cockle pickers wages are to be increased from £1 to £2 per day....It's not much, but it should keep their heads above water.
4 sale, complete set of encylopedias 45 volumes, £1000 ono.
No longer needed, just got married
wife knows F***in everything
Woman standin nude looks in bedroom mirror & says to hubby,
I look horrible fat & ugly pay me a compliment.
Hubby says'Ur EYESITES f***in SPOT ON!
2 Sharks talking one says im fed up wiv cod lets **** off 2 Morcombe & have a Chinese.
A man goes in2 a library and ask for a book on suicide the librarian says F*ck Off you wont bring it back.
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