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    A blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her image. She hands the compact to the blond cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    lol i love blonde jokes

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    LOL!!! :thumbs
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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    lol

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    ahaahahahahaha
    very good

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    to be honest, i'm getting sick of blond jokes

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Theone1
    to be honest, i'm getting sick of blond jokes
    are you blonde?

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    good joke mate

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    hahaha very funny. keep the blonde jokes coming i say.

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    liked that one funny stuff

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    Default Re: another blonde joke

    lol nice!

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