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    A group of first-year medical students are gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
    “as a doctor you will need to develop two key skills”
    The professor begins.
    “The first skill is stoicism .You cant be disgusted by anything involving the human body”
    the professor then rolls the body over , sticks his finger into the corpses arse, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth
    “Now do the same” He instructs.
    The horrified students hesitate , but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the arsehole and then sucking on it . when everyone has finished, the professor continued,
    ”The second skill is observation . I stuck in my middle finger and then sucked on my index finger.
    Next time pay attention”
    Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

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    Default Re: medical students

    i think this was originally written in hieroglyphics its that f**kin old

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    sorry to dissapoint
    today was the first the first time i had seen it
    Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

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    Default Re: medical students

    lol i never saw it before :O

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    Default Re: medical students

    id seen it before, bit back but id forgotten how it went, good joke

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    personally i quite liked it hieroglyphics or not, jsut shows u dont need them to make it funny, good joke mate made me laugh

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