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    One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

    The Pirate responded " We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."

    Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?"

    The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

    "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" the bartender then asked.

    The pirate said " In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it pottied right in me eye."

    The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you need an eye patch?"

    "First day with the hook.".....




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