Nice choice maverick_15
but how is she available, yet kristin is 'unavailable due to high demand'
yes please,,,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxOriginally Posted by Epiphany
lol i am gonna go and get some pics of a porn star off the net and apply to be one of the girl friends - nice way to make money!
!! Why didnt i think of that.....
Actually. You have to leave voicemail messages and stuff...hows your female voice?
you could get a girl friend from the service first and record her message, or you could just pay a female aquauntance to do it
still when they send u a cheque addressed to dave smith i think somethings gonna click thier end dont u think?
lol, youll just have to change your name- maybe something like tiffany would do the trick
all ur mates will take the piss when u go down the pub... " yeah love thats 2 pints of stella for bob and paul and half pint o shandy for tiff...
damn i never thought about the cheque - say that your name is "The Bearer" and hope that the cheque doesnt get lost in the post!