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    Default Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    I saw a floor lamp on the TV channel Bid-up.tv that I liked, anyways, I missed out on it but remember it sold for 16. I looked at their website and I saw a floor lamp, which I tried to look at but their website refused to find the fukin image for it, I thought what the hell lets take a chance, after all how many different floor lamps they gonna be selling on the same day. Turns out it was fukin 2 and yes, I picked the wrong one.

    Anyways I won the auction, within 5 minutes of the auction finishinh I called their customer support line, explained the situation and my wish to cancel the order, 'oh dear' the bloke said as if scripted, 'I'm afraid the order has already gone through to the warehouse, I might not be able to stop it' he continued, again it sounded like a scripted reply. Anyways after a bit of protesting and telling him that I would rather kill myself, my family and everyone in our village than have that lamp in my home he assured me the order was cancelled and wouldn't leave the warehouse.

    At 08.30 this morning the lamp arrived...................

    And what should I do now, its gonna cost me the 6.95 postage as thats non refundable, its gonna cost a similar amount to send back and the thing only cost 19.95 in total. Fukin fukers, if I was a **** I'd think they'd sent it on purpose knowing people would rather eat their own shit than send something back.

    And another thing, the quality of the products they sell on price-drop.tv and bid-up.tv is ****, its one step up from the stuff the bloke sells outta a suitcase on the market, pure tat.

    W@nkers........................ :annoyed: :annoyed:

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    You could always sell it on ebay stating bid-up.tv's original RRP. You might even make a profit?

    I bought a gold chain of them RRP 1,120. I got it for 300 and thought nice one. I was in a jewllers and asked how much it was worth as I was going to sell it and make a nice profit. He weighed it and said he sold the same ones for 400. A big of a difference. :nowords:

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    i think u should take said lamp down to their studio, tell them u want to tell everybody what a fantastic buy it was. then when u get live on air shove it up the presenters rectum
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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    your lamp story has really brightened up my day.

    ged it??

    I'll get my coat. :nowords: :|

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    your lamp story has really brightened up my day.

    ged it??

    I'll get my coat. :nowords: :|
    Shocking m8.

    Czar - take it down the local charity shop...some old dear will snap it up I'm sure. Who knows, she may even sort you something out for it.

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    well its lit mine up no end..............day that is............not being seedy there

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    Just wait till its someones birthday that you dont like and give to them :whistle
    Just like me buying a drum for the kids of people I dont like

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    If you're gonna shove the lamp up someone's ar*e, i suggest the young scottish male presenter who looks gay and wears too much make up...Its me fookin cousin (now disowned).

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    No offence, but if you buy from something like 'bidup.tv' what do you expect!

    Its like buying from these 'closing down' places that take over unused shops for a short period. Always selling things like lugage...
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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tammer
    If you're gonna shove the lamp up someone's ar*e, i suggest the young scottish male presenter who looks gay and wears too much make up...Its me fookin cousin (now disowned).
    lmao

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    Shocking m8.

    Czar - take it down the local charity shop...some old dear will snap it up I'm sure. Who knows, she may even sort you something out for it.
    I hope you werent implying what i think you were :nono

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    Give it a rub and see if a genie appears to give you three wishes.:whistle
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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    ive bought loads of things of bid-up.tv all great cant fault em :thumbs

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    mail bomb them take the rage out im sure they have an email. Phone them prank calls. unless the basterds charge 1pound in a minute for the call.

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    I had a similar problem with a watch that i cancelled because believe it or not even though there was an aution the goods wasn't in stock so i cancelled it yet it came about a week later contacted them and they credited me in full including carriage, either they collected it or i sent it back rmsd and advised of the cost so they could credit that as well.

    Give them a bell, tell them it was cancelled prior to dispatch and see what happens

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    Default Re: Bid-up.tv, fukin thick fukers or shameful conmen?

    quote "I thought what the hell lets take a chance"
    your own fault mate
    you paid the money and took a chance and the chance never paid off
    Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

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