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    Default Classic Way of splitting up

    A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package.
    He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.

    He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park.

    Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's cock.

    After a few seconds, he spunks in her mouth and she turns and spits his load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough.

    She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."

    What a fooking bitch!

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    that true???

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    Sorry Jimbob, but that's old as the hills mate. I heard that from a mate in the marines about 4 years ago

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    rofl!!


    that is one of the best jokes/stories i have ever heard...nice

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    man that sounds like something i'd do... (that spiteful, not the cock sucking and cookies... i cant even make a cake! ha ha )

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    lol, funny as ****

    his mates got dragged into it though didnt they lol

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    Default Re: Classic Way of splitting up

    Quote Originally Posted by YojiTX
    that true???
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    Still funny as F**k though

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