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    Default Thought this was funny !!

    A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN
    OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS
    TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.

    "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE MY
    TESTICLES BLACK?"

    EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T
    KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."

    HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES
    BLACK?"

    FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS
    GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES
    IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAY'S,
    "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

    FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND
    REPLIES, "THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY...
    TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"
    :thumbs

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    Default Re: Thought this was funny !!

    lol...

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    Default Re: Thought this was funny !!

    This has been blasted on the radio (Talksport) for months!! Its an ad!!

    Perhaps is doesnt get out as far a Powys :nowords: :whistle

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