Thought this was funny !!
A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN
OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH. A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS
TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET.
"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE MY
TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES, "I DON'T
KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET."
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES
BLACK?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS
GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES
IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAY'S,
"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"
FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND
REPLIES, "THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE... MY...
TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"
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