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    Hi I'm looking to buy about 10-15 live chickens, 5 or so ducks and a donkey..
    Just a little project I wanna get going. Anyone know where I could get these around the Nottingham area and how much roughly they will cost?

    Many thanks in advance

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    lol
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    it's nothing sick or twisted believe me... :/

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    Do you mind us asking, what the heck for?!

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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    dinner

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    @TheOne

    for a big prank.. none of the animals will get hurt though.
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    he has gone all "the good life"

    fair game if you chould get a young felicity kendal invovled......
    hmmmmmmm......

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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    Get a van, drive round a few farms and lob what you need in the back.
    Sorted!

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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo
    Get a van, drive round a few farms and lob what you need in the back.
    Sorted!
    You'd be amazed how hard it is to 'lob' a donkey into the back of a van - especially when it doesn't want to go

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    Just pay some pikeys a tenner and theyll take care of it.
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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    @TheOne

    for a big prank.. none of the animals will get hurt though.
    so what do you intend to do with them once the 'prank' is over ?
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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    Yeah, tell Dunno or wizer to do it, am sure if you pay them a 5er per donkey they'll go around the farms in their pikey outfits and get you a few thorough breeds :-D

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    you tried white post farm m8 , that in notts area.

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    Default Re: Chickens et cetera

    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    Hi I'm looking to buy about 10-15 live chickens, 5 or so ducks and a donkey..
    Just missing a couple of pigs and a 3 legged stool for the perfect porn film. :cartman

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    When I've finished I will give them to this farmer thats local.. I just want to unleash them around my sixth form on my last day for the day.. Maybe leave the donkey though it could hurt someone haha

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    kill them

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