This scenario arose from a conversation with some friends. heh. what would you do

ok, this is the scenario. The scene is set. Your at work. The vindaloo from last night and the chicken tikka baguette are beginning to work their magic. You make a move towards the gents as the pressure builds. But to your horror, someone else is in the adjacent cubicle. SHOCK! But theres no way on Earth or by Gods mercy you can hold the log of doom in a second longer without re-plastering the back wall of the office. So you position yourself on the mighty porcelain throne and declare yourself king of the adjacent cubicle.

Now the question is...do you:-

a) Politely cover your ring piece with toilet paper in a vain attempt to conceal the sound
or
b) Declare all out war and attempt to blow the adjacent victim off his high horse with a resounding, ear killing bum trumpet salute that would make Napolean's knees tremble.
or
c) Change your mind and decide that the office could do with a new colour

a), b) or c)