Life or death decision

**Epiphany** · 2nd March 2004

This scenario arose from a conversation with some friends. heh. what would you do

ok, this is the scenario. The scene is set. Your at work. The vindaloo from last night and the chicken tikka baguette are beginning to work their magic. You make a move towards the gents as the pressure builds. But to your horror, someone else is in the adjacent cubicle. SHOCK! But theres no way on Earth or by Gods mercy you can hold the log of doom in a second longer without re-plastering the back wall of the office. So you position yourself on the mighty porcelain throne and declare yourself king of the adjacent cubicle.

Now the question is...do you:-

a) Politely cover your ring piece with toilet paper in a vain attempt to conceal the sound
or
b) Declare all out war and attempt to blow the adjacent victim off his high horse with a resounding, ear killing bum trumpet salute that would make Napolean's knees tremble.
or
c) Change your mind and decide that the office could do with a new colour

a), b) or c)

**Pyro Steve** · 2nd March 2004

lmao option B for sure...then id photograph the "goods" and submit it to ratemypoo.com

**CzarJunkie** · 2nd March 2004

Don't really understand where the dilema lies, who gives a f**k who hears you dropping 100 weight of nutty crunch? The louder the fukin better.......... :cartman

**Keva** · 2nd March 2004

option c give a whole new meaning to changing rooms

**Morph** · 2nd March 2004

better out than in I say

**dingle_666** · 2nd March 2004

yeah every day at work i do a dump and other people in the cubicles must hear. be proud youve dropped a log

**GameKing** · 3rd March 2004

I cant see many people choosing A or C, I say just let it rip

**Nikki** · 3rd March 2004

Originally Posted by CzarJunkie

Don't really understand where the dilema lies, who gives a f**k who hears you dropping 100 weight of nutty crunch? The louder the fukin better.......... :cartman

Czar does have his way with words

id go for option b myself :thumbs

nik

**Robbo** · 3rd March 2004

Your ringpiece must have been like a dragon's nostril after that vindaloo so the quicker the better. b

**big man** · 3rd March 2004

**** it - drop the bomb

Just watch out for the splash back - never pleasant

**Porthos** · 3rd March 2004

Declare all out war and attempt to blow the adjacent victim off his high horse with a resounding, ear killing bum trumpet salute that would make Napolean's knees tremble.

You can do anything in front of any person who you'll never want to get in bed.

***spy*** · 3rd March 2004

I Think I Would Have To Show The Other Bloke Who Was Boss And Blow Him Away Just For The Crack Finish Befor Him Wait Till The Next Person Go,s In And Blame It All On Him Befor He Gets The Chance To Blame You

**Mr.James** · 3rd March 2004

Doesn't this toilet have a sink?

**Tattooed Freak** · 3rd March 2004

B - If in doubt let it out!

**Spike2k1** · 18th April 2004

deff B, although after the first wave of strikes the other guy would probably vacate the toilet. Or faint from the stench.

**incognito�** · 18th April 2004

**** I farted and folowed through one day whilst I was in me shop... had to retire to the toilet and send my gimp out for new underwear and jeans... kept me waiting an hour and a half too the little fooker... would have got away with it but I had beige jeans on... and they went squirts green round me sphincter area...

whole episode cost me �90.00