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    Default Not so clean Quickies

    Q: Why is a martini like a woman's tits?
    A: One is not enough, and three are too many.

    Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
    A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    Q: Why is being in the Army like a PG movie?
    A: Too much violence and too little sex.

    Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
    A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

    Q: Why is giving a Blow Job a win/lose situation?
    A:. He may have you on your knees, but you have him by the balls!

    Q: Why is life like a penis?
    A: Because when it's soft it's hard to beat, but when it's hard you get
    screwed.

    Q: Why is sex is like software?
    A: For every one who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

    Q: Why is sex so much like drugs?
    A: Because the quality depends on the pusher.

    Q: Why was the two piece bikini invented?
    A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

    Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
    A: They're very bitter.

    Q:. How are all men multi-orgasmic?
    A: They have one small one while having sex with "their" woman and a second,
    much bigger one the next day while telling their buddies about it.

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    Re: Not so clean Quickies

    lmfao not bad mate i like that some good shit lol

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    Default Re: Not so clean Quickies

    There all very true

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