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    A Couple Of Jokes I Got On My Phone

    WHAT HAVE PUSSYS AND KEBABS GOT IN COMMON?

    THEY BOTH MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL THE MEATS ALLWAYS HANGING OUT AND YOU ONLY FANCY EATING THEM WHEN YOUR PISSED

    AN ELEPHANT MEETS A CAMEL AND ASKS WHY HAVE YOU GOT TITS ON YOUR BACK?

    THE CAMER SAYS THATS RICH COMEING FROM A FAT C**T WITH A DICK ON HIS FACE

    A MAN GIVES BLOOD TO SAVE HIS GIRLFREAINDS LIFE LATER THEY SPLIT UP AND HE ASKS FOR THE BLOOD BACK SHE CHUCKS A USED TAMPON AT HIM ANS SAYS ILL PAY YOU MONTHLY YA C**T


    SORRY IF YOU HERD ALL THESE :thumbs

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    Default Re: A Couple Of Jokes I Got On My Phone

    Groooooooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn


    You could also try taking caps off when you post. It's a bit more polite
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    Default Re: A Couple Of Jokes I Got On My Phone

    rofl pretty funny but the caps is a PAIN IN THE ARSE!
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    Default Re: A Couple Of Jokes I Got On My Phone

    yeah ive noticed on your posts *spy* you got caps on all off them..except maybe 2 or 3. capslock button broken mate? lol and as big man said its impolite..and learn better jokes... :splease

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