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    Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, "You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give me any trouble." The little boy, too startled to do anything stands there in shock. The Blonde then pulls out a note that reads:
    I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped you kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequencial, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else.

    She hands the note to the kid and tells him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde finds the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag is a little note that reads:

    Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

    rofl - ok if you make me admin for a day i'll put my own post count back to zero

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    I dont even get that a little bit.................
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    the point of it is that the first blonde is so stupid that she lets the kid going. the second blonde (who we know is blonde from the note) sends the kid back with the money even though the kid was free. the joke is poor

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    lmao, the inventer of that joke must have also been blonde... : P

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    actually the joke was very very good. whoever posted it is a god of joke posting.

    seriously though - i have half a brain and i got it

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    i have a full brain and got it AND realised it was poor

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    twosheds you t wat thats is just shit, fu ck off

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    lol relax porthos :milk

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    Porthos you just reply to every thread and give the same opinoin as everyone else - means high post count without actually contributing anything.

    now before we start one of those classic "guy pastes crap joke, other guy attacks it, full bitchfight ensues" threads that the board seems to be full of these days, lets end it.

    obviously i can't actually close the thread, but i can semi close it by saying that anyone who writes anything below the line enjoys raping chickens with real scale model strapons of petre andre's inferior penis.

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    No I think you've misunderstood, your actions on the board seem to make many people think you are a twat. It's not that I am copying people, you just really are a twat. I notice you have had the last word and then attemped to 'end' it in the same way you tried to here [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] where you prooved, yet again, what a twat you are.

    I don't know what line you are referring to so I'll assume it's this one:

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    that joke was piss poor, i didn't get it either till it was explained.

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    ok public opinion is against me as usual

    right i admit the joke was bad, but it being bad made it good.

    porthos's post slagged of me rather than the joke which is why i thought it was a little harsh

    lets start a competition - can you come up with a worse blonde joke that that one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSheds
    right i admit the joke was bad, but it being bad made it good.
    no, i think it was just bad

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    porthos's post slagged of me rather than the joke which is why i thought it was a little harsh
    I slagged off both you and the joke and I was ott, sorry.

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    Thanks for apologising m8 - no need really cos you're right in that i was being a little bit of a twat

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    Well thank fack that got sorted out//flmao at that lot /nice one chaps. i needed a good laugh,,:thumbs :thumbs ..

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