Fat twat on my tv screen

**Porthos** · 4th March 2004

There has been a fat twat on my screen quite a lot recently. When he fell off a cliff in Eastenders I thought I'd seen the last of him but no. It turns out this fat twat is now presenting a shit quiz on tv. The shit quiz has taken a shit idea and realized it as a shit quiz, 'the 24 hour shit quiz'. To add to, and confirm, its shitness they have decided to choose a fat twat to present it. Does any body know how long it will be until I won't have to fear flicking to a channel with a fat twat hosting a shit quiz?

**jimbob2002** · 4th March 2004

I dont know the answer to when he will fack off, but I do share your sentiments that he is a complete mother facking fat ugly basterd and should have really been drowned at birth when they saw how ugly the facker was!

**pratman** · 10th March 2004

i think this tthread should go in the jokes forum...............cuz man i am pissin myself laughing about the whole at twat on telly thing made me laugh, though i agree he is a fat twat

**xdam** · 10th March 2004

hehe, i share your sentiments too, start a petition to have him bunked off...
...that quiz is terrible too.

**Porthos** · 11th March 2004

lol yea should be in the jokes forum because the program is a joke!

**phlix** · 13th March 2004

I've tried watching it .... after about 5 minutes I thought "what the hell's going on". Whoever commissioned it must have been absolutely p****ed out of his face when when it was proposed to him.

On a positive note ...... if you have a sh*t idea for a TV program and want it on the TV just either get the bloke who commissions progs for the channel absolutey f*cked out of their face on drink or crack. It worked for Barry Evans ..... from fat car sales man to fat "quiz show" host in one easy step.

**Nikki** · 13th March 2004

i feel same to, how long does the quiz last for anyways they seem to be winning money but no one actually taking the money away with them. seems like it is going on forever. anyone know when it finishes?

Nik

**wizard1974uk** · 13th March 2004

In fact I like the quiz, but I have to agree, He should go into panto obscurity never to bee seen again.

**ssyd** · 14th March 2004

I have to take you all to task folks,the quiz is good and he ain't that bad; he will never be as good as the late Bob Monkhouse, or Brucie Forsythe , but it is certainly better than Crossroads!!!!!

ssyd

**wizard1974uk** · 14th March 2004

Another thing about him, his face is always depressing, it looks like he's going to cry at any moment.

**digicard** · 25th March 2004

I know its only Thursday, but I thought I would take "POETS" day, a day earlier than normal.

I arrived home nice and early (expecting the dinner on the table) only to find the Mrs. watching the Fat Tw*t on my brand new widescreen tele, to say I`m dissapointed in her is an understatement. Divorse is now strongly on the cards, just hope the Fat Tw*t hasnt de-valued or dented the tele by being on it for half an hour.