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    Default fook fook fook fook fook em all

    AAArrrggggghhhh, just having a real bad day in work !! Feckin customers alway think they`re right and dont even know wtf they are talking about most of the time.

    Also my boss knocked be back for taking tomorrow off stating I have to give 1 weeks notice (even for 1 day off) as I`m prone to asking for days here there and everywhere with very little notice

    Just spoke to other managers and not one of them has this rule enforced on them :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:


    Anyway, I feel better now, just needed to get that out of my system.

    THE BARON

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    If it makes you feel any better geez I've done 20 hours work in the last 17 days

    Ooo sorry maybe I should just keep my gob shut
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    What do you sell m8?

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    I'm off work today, sinuses hurting last night, then suddenly I was throwing up this morning, the joys of being ill.

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Quote Originally Posted by baronvon
    AAArrrggggghhhh, just having a real bad day in work !! Feckin customers alway think they`re right and dont even know wtf they are talking about most of the time.

    Also my boss knocked be back for taking tomorrow off stating I have to give 1 weeks notice (even for 1 day off) as I`m prone to asking for days here there and everywhere with very little notice

    Just spoke to other managers and not one of them has this rule enforced on them :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:


    Anyway, I feel better now, just needed to get that out of my system.

    THE BARON
    don't let it get to you mate.

    Instead of

    FOOK THEM ALLL!!!! :grr:

    think

    fook them all :thumbs

    thats what I do.
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Follow your boss home 1 night and beat the 5hit out of him. That will teach him. :annoyed:

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    Follow your boss home 1 night and beat the 5hit out of him. That will teach him. :annoyed:
    haha...nice

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    Follow your boss home 1 night and beat the 5hit out of him. That will teach him. :annoyed:
    and perhaps get you fired...but nevermind, itll make you feel better

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    My boss isnt coming in today - this is an extract from the e-mail sent in. I have not edited it in any way...

    I've arrnanged somne leave because last night someone went into thr side of our car - and she's still parked there! A neighbour of ours - late 50s woman wh really shouldn't be on the road. and she has no insurance or tax. called police because i just went to see her and she refuses to pay up for damage. she admits she did it. 2 large dents, lots of scrapes, smashed light. she said she has problems parking straight in dark! She's African and he English not good so I do fell a bit sorry for her but... tough - we need the car this weekend to visit friends out of town so I need to get it sorted now, if pos.

    :thumbs

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    and he said this guys english is not good...must have been the crash
    make the most of it m8,while hes away.....send him a reply with his email which
    you have edited....well if you have already had your wage rise that is

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    Beat this. A fella from work asked for a shift off to go to the funeral of a relative. The female supervisor refused.

    A couple of weeks later the same female supervisor's cat died. She had 3 days off with grief.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Quote Originally Posted by beansontoast
    Beat this. A fella from work asked for a shift off to go to the funeral of a relative. The female supervisor refused.

    A couple of weeks later the same female supervisor's cat died. She had 3 days off with grief.
    Did he kill her cat ??

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo
    Did he kill her cat ??
    Always the conspiracy theory with you m8
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo
    Did he kill her cat ??
    you can but hope so

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    a woman at work had 2 days off for compassionate leave coz her kid was sick and she had run out of carer day fecking nhs !

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    much better today, had it out with the boss (female, so I cant kick $hit out of her !!) after lunch on Thursday. I gave sound reasonable login to my arguement and guess what................................... I got Friday off

    Waste of time anyway (kind off) got bladdered on Thursday night (co-op doing 10 330ml bottles of Stella for £5.99 bargain ) then went fishing on friday. Not even a bite in 4 hours !!!!!!!!!

    I think my original message was just about letting off some steam

    Its monday, its busy but its a good day.

    Sold my girlfreinds flat on friday (without her knowing (joke!!)) we only put in on the market on Tuesday, 1 viewing on wed offer on Friday, bit of haggling and done deal.

    Very bizarre way of selling property up here in Scotland.

    Its kind of the opposite from down south, we asked for offers over £69,995 (even tho its value at £74k) and got £85 for it (hhhmmm new TV and trip to the states me thinks)

    Anyway, just fancied sharing that news

    Cheers
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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    errrr why cant I edit my previous post ?

    THE BARON

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    you can only edit for five minutes after youve posted

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    A mate of mine was sacked recently for having 378 days off sick in the last 3 years.

    He even appealed but lost at tribunal

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    Default Re: fook fook fook fook fook em all

    Some of the guys in my office really take the pi55. Day's off every week, the manager doesn't report it to HR so everyone thinks they are great. If I was off sick I have to complete a form to HR about why I was off. Its f@cking bollocks in my opinion.

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