what would you do?

**Detector** · 4th May 2004

theres a woman across from where i live and nearly every night she stands at her window brushing her hair in the nude, shes got a right pair of tits, big, firm etc. one day i opened my window and made sure she knew i was watching, she carried on and im sure smiled. my dilemma is this, i am thinking of going round for some sugar just at the time when she is nude and brushing her hair.

what would you lot do?

**Pegasus** · 4th May 2004

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what your dilemma is

She already knows that you have seen her naked, and yet she made no attempt to cover up.

She is either a prick tease, or a total & utter cock sucking, fuck slut who wants you to penetrate her and fill all 3 holes with your hot man juice

Get round there man, you have nothing to lose.

**maltloaf** · 4th May 2004

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**Detector** · 4th May 2004

i can see me getting arrested lol. i allready nearly got caught when i pissed in her milk and spunked on her cat.

**chubblies** · 4th May 2004

Originally Posted by Detector

i can see me getting arrested lol. i allready nearly got caught when i pissed in her milk and spunked on her cat.

Cat made a complaint huh, thats a b1tch

give her one to be socialble:whistle

**Roty** · 4th May 2004

What dilemma ????

Get round there pronto, if she's not interested u'll have 2 make do with ****ing whilst she brushes her hair. :whistle

**Detector** · 4th May 2004

tried that lol

**urbsy** · 4th May 2004

Spunking on cats rocks!

herbsy

**abarthman** · 4th May 2004

Originally Posted by Detector

what would you lot do?

I'd stop watching so much porn, coz it 's obviously affecting my perception of reality!

**CzarJunkie** · 4th May 2004

I really missed these kind of threads while you were away m8, I tried to keep the smut going but it was tuff going on my own.

Anyways back to your dilema m8, is that the same bird who reported you last year for popping small envelopes with your pubes in 'em through her letterbox?

Whatever, go for it m8, pop round with yer slippy shoes on when its wet and just as she opens the front door fall on her making sure yer cock was exposed, that way if yer got good aim yer cock might touch her hand and thats a great ice breaker, as you know.

**Detector** · 4th May 2004

yes its the same bird as last year. i tried to disguise my pubes by colouring them in ginger. to this day she thinks its a ginner kid up the road.

**lazzasurf** · 4th May 2004

dude, i dont care how shit your digital camera is...we want pics...

**coin-op** · 5th May 2004

Originally Posted by CzarJunkie

Whatever, go for it m8, pop round with yer slippy shoes on when its wet and just as she opens the front door fall on her making sure yer cock was exposed, that way if yer got good aim yer cock might touch her hand and thats a great ice breaker, as you know.

Bloody hell! That's one stiff stiify if you can use it to break ice

**GameKing** · 5th May 2004

I`d like to know a bit more first, like does she bend over and spread her cheeks for you?, or does she use the hairbrush as a dildo? if the answer is yes then she`s a right dirty bitch........so get in there my son, fill your boots :thumbs

**the_wizzard** · 5th May 2004

Originally Posted by Detector

theres a woman across from where i live and nearly every night she stands at her window brushing her hair in the nude, shes got a right pair of tits, big, firm etc. one day i opened my window and made sure she knew i was watching, she carried on and im sure smiled. my dilemma is this, i am thinking of going round for some sugar just at the time when she is nude and brushing her hair.

what would you lot do?

got room for a lodger!?

:whistle

**ALZ** · 5th May 2004

Im surprised you had to ask anyone "what would you lot do?" , get over there and give her a good seeing to (with your digi cam of course). Also tell everyone on this forum where she lives and what time she's brushing her hair in the nude so we can all get a free show.

**RhinoBanga** · 5th May 2004

Originally Posted by Detector

theres a woman across from where i live and nearly every night she stands at her window brushing her hair in the nude, shes got a right pair of tits, big, firm etc. one day i opened my window and made sure she knew i was watching, she carried on and im sure smiled. my dilemma is this, i am thinking of going round for some sugar just at the time when she is nude and brushing her hair.

what would you lot do?

Film you watching/****ing over her and threaten to take the video to your misses unless you give me some cash