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    Default Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Have a look a today's Daily mail.


    Pervert cleric wants to use U.K Female troops as sex slaves. The F***cking Mother F***cker who the hell does he think he is with his dick chopped off. I think it's about time to blow the pervert to his fu*cking sh!t filled paradise. :annoyed:

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaBabe
    Have a look a today's Daily mail.


    Pervert cleric wants to use U.K Female troops as sex slaves. The F***cking Mother F***cker who the hell does he think he is with his dick chopped off. I think it's about time to blow the pervert to his fu*cking sh!t filled paradise. :annoyed:
    Calm thee sen m8, you'll be having a seizure if you're not careful, and I know you're mad but there are still only 4 letters in the word f**k.

    Personally I think he's got a grand idea, why not use female prisoners of war as sex slaves? It would boost the moral of your army plus I'd be willing to bet a few quid that most female troops, given the choice, would rather be getting sweaty with their captors than sitting for 24 hours a day in a darkened piss stenching cell.

    I'd make em do lesbian shows with their m8's too at 3pm everyday then wrestling in goose fat at 5, follow that with an all female naked judo tag tournament and finish the day with em firing fireworks out their arses.

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Calm thee sen m8, you'll be having a seizure if you're not careful, and I know you're mad but there are still only 4 letters in the word f**k.

    Personally I think he's got a grand idea, why not use female prisoners of war as sex slaves? It would boost the moral of your army plus I'd be willing to bet a few quid that most female troops, given the choice, would rather be getting sweaty with their captors than sitting for 24 hours a day in a darkened piss stenching cell.

    I'd make em do lesbian shows with their m8's too at 3pm everyday then wrestling in goose fat at 5, follow that with all female naked judo tag tournament and finish the day with em firing fireworks out their arses.
    > sweaty with their captors

    I think not !!! who in their right mind would want a Mother f***cker with a silly beard any where near them.

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaBabe
    > sweaty with their captors

    I think not !!! who in their right mind would want a Mother f***cker with a silly beard any where near them.
    My life partner, Trevor, has a beard and he's fine thank you and has never f**ked his mother, I have, but I was drunk.

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    ive also ****ed trevors mother and she has a beard - she sweats a lot and might take offence to that remark.

    regarding the original post then it depends how much they are willing to pay for sex slaves.
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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    just hang all the bastards...

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by Detector
    ive also ****ed trevors mother and she has a beard - she sweats a lot and might take offence to that remark.

    regarding the original post then it depends how much they are willing to pay for sex slaves.
    The W**kers gets paid around £200 bucks from that twat cleric to capture British female troops and use them for the SICK pleasure. This is suppose to be in the name of god. These twats make up there own faith as they go along. They have no standards what so ever. :annoyed:

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaBabe
    The W**kers gets paid around £200 bucks from that twat cleric to capture British female troops and use them for the SICK pleasure. This is suppose to be in the name of god. These twats make up there own faith as they go along. They have no standards what so ever. :annoyed:
    I'd let em f**k me for £200, does it mention a phone number in the Mail?

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    lol
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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaBabe
    ....... This is suppose to be in the name of god. These twats make up there own faith as they go along. They have no standards what so ever. :annoyed:
    Absolutely right young man! :grr: :grr: this just underlines that these tw@ts have no interest in the TRUE Islamic faith, only in their twisted bast@rdisation of Islam.


    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I'd let em f**k me for £200, does it mention a phone number in the Mail?
    A classic example of prejudice, you demand 200 quid off a "Muslim" for a backskuttle, yet you only want a fiver off us Atheists for a "Rear ender"(Of course, in reality you'd pay us, and chuck in a fish and chip supper....)
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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I'd let em f**k me for £200, does it mention a phone number in the Mail?
    Dress Michael Duberry up as a chick and make the lazy useless c@nt earn his money.

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Have you seen some of the geezerbirds in the army...???
    Although this is nasty..I would think some of these doris would`nt run at the chance of a good seeing to!! Muhahahahahah!
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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    this thread is confusing me.... now have I got this right? ....some weirdo wants bearded female soldiers (who look like Trevor`s mother) as his sex-slaves....or am I mistaken?

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    I think that sums it up perfectly Gameking Oh and NinjaBabe is a bit upset becuase she hasnt been asked to be anyones sex slave

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    this is confusing cos a lot of people are joking about it and other people dont realise that it is a joke
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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    this is confusing cos a lot of people are joking about it and other people dont realise that it is a joke
    Buhahahahahahahahaha........................another great post m8....... :|

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    Default Re: Pervert cleric wants U.K Female sex slaves

    gIVE EM ALL A DOSE

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