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    Default Swedish Condom Ambulance

    Yes...thats right.....

    The result can be seen on the streets of three Swedish cities from this weekend: condom ambulances
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3775771.stm

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    nice..

    but what if you is after a shag on one of the days that they aint delivering :|

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    Yes,could just imagine it... "Oh baby hold on a mo til I phone dial a jonny"
    time they'd come you'd have went....

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    lol, thats what i was thinking. You in the heat of the moment, your not gonna call up some random person and tell em your about to get laid, then sit there for 20 minutes waiting for them to deliver.

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    Dial-a-Johhny LMAO fcuking class!!!

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    was in the pub on sunday and i noticed the condom machine in the bogs were doing ribbed & studded condoms now how does studded work then new one by mee that

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    now how does studded work then
    turns you from dwane dibbley into tom jones...
    IE give you extra studleyness.

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    Someones left one of those durex condoms in my house that make you last longer, personally I'd just go with the option of a few pints of wifebeater before hand

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    yeh right, 'SOMEONE left one in my house'.......lol

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    Default Re: Swedish Condom Ambulance

    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Someones left one of those durex condoms in my house,personally I'd just go with the hand
    is that not what you meant to say...

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    LoL
    As everyone else said you aint goona fone the jonny patrol are ya....

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