Former cook 'put semen in sandwiches'

[toto67]

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A former cook at an Illinois restaurant has been ordered to stand trial after putting his semen in sandwiches.

Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, of Waterloo, Illinois, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into honey-mustard dressing.

A police spokeswoman said 26-year-old Lindhorst targeted "people that he didn't like, for one reason or another."

He's been charged with aggravated battery and will stand trial on four counts, says the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

One of the victims was a woman in her early 40s. The other was a male police officer who had issued a traffic ticket to Lindhorst.

Police said Lindhorst had worked at the restaurant for about a year until he was sacked in April for bringing brownies to work that he had baked with marijuana.

Lindhorst served the brownies to two co-workers and that two of the aggravated battery charges stem from that incident.... come again

[CzarJunkie]

Thats nothing, I knew someone who worked at the processing plant of a very famous fast food place that sells parts of fried bird (You know the one I mean), lets just say their fukin mayo was extra thick and extra salty.

I ain't eaten anything from a fast food restaurant in years...............

[lisa (up my own) bott]

i was working as a chef for the local council at there civic buildings, and got sick of plastic left wing hippy wannabes asking if it was vegaterian lasagne, wich it was clearly marked up as...so i thought bollox to them and used real minced beef instead of quorn...i had a few thanx for a lovley dinner, to wich i politly smiled and said " your welcome "

[CzarJunkie]

i was working as a chef for the local council at there civic buildings, and got sick of plastic left wing hippy wannabes asking if it was vegaterian lasagne, wich it was clearly marked up as...so i thought bollox to them and used real minced beef instead of quorn...i had a few thanx for a lovley dinner, to wich i politly smiled and said " your welcome "

You are a little minx, I like that.............................

[CON-DIGI]

i was working as a chef for the local council at there civic buildings, and got sick of plastic left wing hippy wannabes asking if it was vegaterian lasagne, wich it was clearly marked up as...so i thought bollox to them and used real minced beef instead of quorn...i had a few thanx for a lovley dinner, to wich i politly smiled and said " your welcome "

Good on you girl! shame you didn't mix a little dog shit in to spice it up a bit!

[Tattooed Freak]

I used to gob in my bosses tea when it was my round from the cafe. I would have pi55ed in it if I could have gotten away with it.

[ShadowMoses]

i know someone who has a friend (keep track here ) and she ate a mcchicken sandwich from mcdonalds... couldnt eat it all so binned it, next day had shit loads of WARTS in her mouth. She went to the doctor and asked if she had eaten anything that tasted funny recently.

She then got and gave the doctor the leftover chicken sandwich, it was sent for tests, when it came back it had 3 GUYS man juice mixed in tha batter. They cant do anything about it coz they dont know if it happend at mcdonalds or at the suppliers of the battered chicken burger things.

This is TOTALLY true btw, i aint taking the michael or anything.

Moses

[flumperino]

i know someone who has a friend (keep track here ) and she ate a mcchicken sandwich from mcdonalds... couldnt eat it all so binned it, next day had shit loads of WARTS in her mouth. She went to the doctor and asked if she had eaten anything that tasted funny recently.

She then got and gave the doctor the leftover chicken sandwich, it was sent for tests, when it came back it had 3 GUYS man juice mixed in tha batter. They cant do anything about it coz they dont know if it happend at mcdonalds or at the suppliers of the battered chicken burger things.

This is TOTALLY true btw, i aint taking the michael or anything.

Moses

ok...that is fukin gross :coffee:

i like those chicken sandwiches.....ah well, never again

[Loony Toon]

yer we had an incident recently here at our local mc donalds
that a lady ordered a mc'chicken sandwhich and she tasted the difference in sauce how she know's this difference

well... :nowords:

[DaveTheRave]

hmm strange supposedly the same thing happened at the mcd's round here

[ShadowMoses]

must be a mc d's special ingrediant, in that case they are forgiven

Moses

[coin-op]

hmm strange supposedly the same thing happened at the mcd's round here

Yeah, I've heard that story so many times before.
I think it may be on a food myths web site.
I'll try and dig out the link if I can be arsed

[coin-op]

Yeah, I've heard that story so many times before.
I think it may be on a food myths web site.
I'll try and dig out the link if I can be arsed

Not exactly the same, but close enough I think

http://www.snopes2.com/horrors/food/semen.htm

[Detector]

i cant see what the fuss is about, whats wrong with chefs ready salting our meals - very considerate of them i think.

ill be going into mc'd's tommorow in the hope of getting some homegrown ready salted mayo with chicken.

[Raptor]

out on the piss one night and i wiped my arse on a mates burger bun while he went the bog

do i win a prize ?

[CzarJunkie]

do i win a prize ?

lol, I hearby announce that the winner of the 2004 'Best Mate in the World' Award goes to Raptor...................

[wiggi28]

when i was still at school after getting in trouble you would be put on dinner duty setting out all the salt pepper and vinegar pots etc on the tables inc the fancy sarsons vinegar and heinz kechup on the teachers table (not like the brewed condiment and flippin nettos red sauce that us kis got ) so a friend and i added a little something extra to the teachers table ie. he greenied in there sauce i i replaced half there vinegar with my own brand of piss mmmmmmmmmm tangy or what
oh yeah and another thing on the last day ever at school i opened the lid on the upright piano got ontop if it and quiet frankly had a right shit in the fu**er

what do you think of that ??

[CzarJunkie]

what do you think of that ??

I think you are a disgrace to your parents and community, music is a common language we all share, so by shitting in a piano you were actually shitting into the mouth of God, that I find unacceptable and no doubt so will the Lord when your time comes.

Repent now..............Jesus is the way

[jimbob2002]

when i was still at school after getting in trouble you would be put on dinner duty setting out all the salt pepper and vinegar pots etc on the tables inc the fancy sarsons vinegar and heinz kechup on the teachers table (not like the brewed condiment and flippin nettos red sauce that us kis got ) so a friend and i added a little something extra to the teachers table ie. he greenied in there sauce i i replaced half there vinegar with my own brand of piss mmmmmmmmmm tangy or what
oh yeah and another thing on the last day ever at school i opened the lid on the upright piano got ontop if it and quiet frankly had a right shit in the fu**er

what do you think of that ??

I am from leeds.

what school was this?

[jjatlas]

out on the piss one night and i wiped my arse on a mates burger bun while he went the bog

do i win a prize ?

yeah, free chicken sandwich with 'extra' mayo from your local mccd's