scouser german and italian (rude)

[sbaxter9]

a scouser a german and an italian are having a drink in a bar when they get around to talking about cars
the italian says
" i have a ferrari and i call it wind"
"whys that"the other fellows ask
"because when i put the windows down the wind comes rushing in" he replies
the german then says
"i have a mercedes and i call it breeze"
"whys thay"they ask
"because when i let the top down the breeze comes rushing in" he replies
the scouser then says
"ive got an escort and i call it clitoris"
"whys that?" the others ask











"because every c*nts got one"

[easy]

Quite like this one

[Epiphany]

that was terrible....

[ALZ]

I think you'l find its a "focus" these days , rather than the escort, although you'd have been right a few years ago.

[Keva]

or it could work as

"ive got a car and i call it asshole"
"whys that?"
"Cus every b@stards got 1" or sommin like that

[DaveTheRave]

hehe like it

[maverick_15]

or it could work as

"ive got a car and i call it asshole"
"whys that?"
"Cus every b@stards got 1" or sommin like that

fink we're abalysing a bit 2 much