scousers!

[chubblies]

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouser bloke 6ft 5in tall and
350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay
man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally
plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning
over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a bl*w job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him
all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the
car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed, the
bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like
that" he says "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit
him? A: It might be your bicycle
Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked
it would be mugged
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A. A Burglar
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a tie? A. The accused
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three
wise men or a virgin
Q: What is the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick
and hairy, and the other's a coconut
Q: What do you say to a scouser in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please
Q: What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night? A: What you
looking at?
Q: What do you call a scouser in a White Shell suit A: The Bride

On the subject of Scousers......... A scouser walked into the local job
centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a
job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a
listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will
also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on
their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year".
The scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you f***** started it!"

[Schott]

lol

Nice one!