Silly Wife
A couple driving along a road get pulled by the police. An officer gets out of the patrol car, walks over and says to the driver, "Excuse me, Sir. You've got a brake light out."
"I'm so sorry officer, it can't have been out long. I checked them yesterday".
The wife pipes off, "You f**king liar. That light's been out ages, you just couldn't be bothered to change it."
The driver gives his missus the evil eye says, "for f*ck sake, keep quiet".
The officer carries on looking over the car and spots the out of date tax disc...
"Excuse me, Sir...Errrmmm, your tax is out of date."
"It's in the post, officer..."
To which his wife pipes off again, "You lying f**ker, you said that you could't be arsed to pay that price and that you'd take the risk."
Really annoyed with his missus for dropping him in the shit, the husband turns to his missus and says, "I told you first time round to keep your f*cking mouth shut you silly bitch."
With that his missus pipes up again and says, "that's another thing, your'e a right bad tempered b*stard when you're pissed."
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