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    Default Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal.


    Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed the petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution," Edmondson's spokesman said on Thursday.

    The judge flatly denies the charges made in the petition, his lawyer, Clark Brewster, said on Thursday. He said the judge received a penis pump for his 50th birthday as a gag gift, which became a source of a running joke in the courthouse.

    "The allegations are bizarre and preposterous," Brewster said. "Recently, some members of local law enforcement that are upset with a number of his rulings, used this situation to embarrass and attack him."

    The judge, who was first elected to the bench more than 20 years ago in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.

    In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

    "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

    Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.

    According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend. The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators...

    the auld tosser!!!!!


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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    buaaahahahaha

    well, if you gotta crack one out.....

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    Just confirms what most people think about judges.
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    Dont know what all the fuss is about, if the guy can have a "Sherman tank" whilst still being able to concentrate on the case whats the problem?

    Better than the senile old tossers in this country who actually fall asleep during a trial, or are so senile that they cannot fully comprehend whats going on.

    Mind you, if this guy has broken any law he should be heavily PENALISED (PENILE?) for it!
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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    what a ****er

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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    Guy deserves a fukin medal, I once cracked one out behind a stack of louvre sliding doors in the wood section at B&Q, can anyone beat that?

    I also know a teacher from my old school who got arrested for cracking one out while trying on swimming trunks in C&A...........I always thought he was a c**t until I heard that story, now I send him a Christmas card every year. :cartman

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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Guy deserves a fukin medal, I once cracked one out behind a stack of louvre sliding doors in the wood section at B&Q, can anyone beat that?

    I also know a teacher from my old school who got arrested for cracking one out while trying on swimming trunks in C&A...........I always thought he was a c**t until I heard that story, now I send him a Christmas card every year. :cartman
    Bwahahahahahahahahahha

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    Default Re: Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    It'd be funny if someone started a thread about "Where's the strangest place you've had a *ank or sex"

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    I guess this introduces a different meaning to "getting off in court"
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