More than once a day
Once a day
Once every 2 days
Once every 3 days
Once every 4 days
Once every 5 days
Less than once every 5 days
In an argument with the girlfriend right now about sh*tting lol basically, how often do you sh*t?? personally, im on the pan atleast once a day, and shes trying to tell me she can go 3-4 days without sh*tting!
So, get voting! how often do you sh*t???
Re: How often do you sh*t?
Most days it's twice a day but when I was on the atkins diet I was lucky if it was once a week :coffee:
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usually around every 2 days for me :nowords:
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I shit at least once a day and you can set your watch by it, within 30 minutes of me getting up I'm on the fukin pot dropping a couple of pounds of nutty crunch. Mine is very rarely solid either, in fact if I move my arse around while squeezing out the produce it's like icing a cake. :cartman
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lmao ... admit it ... how many times did u try to spell your name
twice a day minimum regular as clockwork
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lol Deadly...I was asked this question before by a friend and I said I can go without a shit for 3 or 4 days
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Twice a day, normally in other peoples houses (i'm a plumber). :nono
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Common this is taking the piss ( no pun intended) poll about haveing a shit for common man cant you think of an interesting topic your scrapeing the barrel here
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We need more choices in the poll.
On average I shit about 4 times a day.
I was begining to get worried, thinking I was abnormal, and my bowels were working overtime, till I saw the poll response.
Another thing I have noticed is I always want a shite when I "log" on the net....must be some strange connection there!! They say burglars sometime have to have a crap because of the excitement...but the net!!! I find this very strange, but always true.
i wasnt trying to think of anything it was a genuine query to try and settle a discussion between my girlfriend and me and ultimately to find out which one of us is the freak. so which did you vote for? i am genuinely interested in how often people shit, sorry for any offence caused
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I 'drop the kids off at the pool' 3 times a day, every day.
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At least 3 times a day, never solid either.
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mate, stop making me fcuking laugh, me galfriend is glaring at me cos eastenders is onOriginally Posted by thedriver
Shooooooo-ryuken!
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Shit man (did you see what i did there!!), some people are unwell, Tattooed Freak, never solid, NOT GOOD.
It should be once a day, pretty much around the same time.
Clearly it does depend on your diet. I went for a rice diet once, this made me go every second day, off that now and back to once a day, like above pretty much within 30 mins.
there is frightenly stupid amounts of info on the net about this. Seek and enjoy.
Cheers.....Q
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once every 3/4 days here too i guess, tho i dont exactly monitor it. /me draws up a chart.
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Heheh no offence to me mate just thought id poo poo this topic :thumbs
As a rule a pop one out once a day but also depends on what I eat its been known to do like 3 in a day after a good curry.
Or when i go to festivals i dont have one for 3 days somtimes.
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On a serious note, a friend of mine is a nurse and she says that if you arent going at least once a day, there is something wrong with your diet. Only going every 3-4 days puts you at a much much higher risk of getting bowel cancer.
p.s. Dont shoot the messenger !
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Heres one for you..
I ask loads of birds this and they ALWAYS say "No!!!"
"Do you look at paper when you wipe your arse!"
Sorry but if you say no, your either lying or a dirty git cos how do you know its all off...
(When i ask its normally followed with, you fookin mingin you! but always good for a reaction!)
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usually round the same time eveery day, but sometimes twice, its never ever solid and i can also ice cakes (i know wot u mean cj)
and yeah i look at the paper after a few wipes otherwise as u say how do u know when its all gone
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