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  • More than once a day

    42 47.73%
  • Once a day

    32 36.36%
  • Once every 2 days

    5 5.68%
  • Once every 3 days

    3 3.41%
  • Once every 4 days

    2 2.27%
  • Once every 5 days

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    How often do you sh*t?

    In an argument with the girlfriend right now about sh*tting lol basically, how often do you sh*t?? personally, im on the pan atleast once a day, and shes trying to tell me she can go 3-4 days without sh*tting!

    So, get voting! how often do you sh*t???

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Most days it's twice a day but when I was on the atkins diet I was lucky if it was once a week :coffee:

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    usually around every 2 days for me :nowords:

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    I shit at least once a day and you can set your watch by it, within 30 minutes of me getting up I'm on the fukin pot dropping a couple of pounds of nutty crunch. Mine is very rarely solid either, in fact if I move my arse around while squeezing out the produce it's like icing a cake. :cartman

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    lmao ... admit it ... how many times did u try to spell your name

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    Re: How often do you sh*t?

    twice a day minimum regular as clockwork

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    lol Deadly...I was asked this question before by a friend and I said I can go without a shit for 3 or 4 days his reply was that aint normal lol, I guess its basically down to what you eat

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    Re: How often do you sh*t?

    normally pretty solid with minimal wiping
    int that dead weird, seems the bigger the shit the less u have to wipe:nowords: :whistle
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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    once a day for me - occasionly twice. My GF can go for 2-3 days without shitting. I often find if i play footy it might delay the shit til the next day.

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    FFS who dragged this up again.

    POLL closed.

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Quote Originally Posted by slartibartfast View Post
    FFS who dragged this up again.

    POLL closed.
    That would have been me

    Must have missed it first time `round and I needed everyone to know I go generally 2-3 times a day, usually the morning...

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Once a day, but I get the weekends off

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    HOS !
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    lmao


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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Very old thread, im all outta loo roll

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Once a day but every second day it's one of those days were you go to the toilet and then you leave and two minutes later you're back on the toilet cos you missed some.... I love sitting on the toilet, especially just after it's been cleaned!

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    2-3 times a day, but the missus is terrible! I dont think she ever goes! She reckons I waste alot of my life on the shitter.

    Now on to the subject of clinkers...

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    Default Re: How often do you sh*t?

    Usually every other day for me and its either like bricks or pebble dash.

    My diet mainly consists of rice , pasta , meat etc and a lot of chocolate.

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