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    lmao Noah and his ark

    Noah had been floating around on the Ark for quite some time, and Mrs Noah was becoming quite concerned with the amount of animal waste that was starting to pile up everywhere..

    Noah prayed to god for guidance, but nothing happened. A Month went by and the problem with all the crap was getting worse, lots of animals = lots of crap! Noah prayed again but got no response..

    After almost a year, the Ark was almost full of crap, Noah once again prayed for guidance.. 'Throw it all over the side!' said one of the Parrots! Noah saw this as a sign from god and immediately began throwing all the crap over the side, after Months of hard labour almost all the crap was finally over the side of the Ark, and there it lay for thousands of years until Christopher Colombus discovered it in 1492

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    liked it, very good :thumbs
    All sweeping statements are wrong.

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    *chuckles*



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