Jewish Joke...
Isaac goes to church one day, he sits down clasps his hand together and says: "Lord your a Jew, i'm a Jew, please let me win the lottery then i can get straight with everyone, pay off all my debts and retire."
A week goes by.......FOOK ALL happens, so Isaac goes back to church: "God are you fooking listening? all i want is one win to get myself straight, PLEASE let me win."
Another week goes by, not a fooking sausage, by now Isaac is desparate and heads for church once again: "For f*cks sake lord PLEASE let me win, yer rotten tw@t, what harm would it do to let a poor old Jew win a little money?"....as Isaac says this there is a rumble of thunder, the clouds part, and a deep voice bellows...."Isaac meet me half way...............buy a f*cking ticket"
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