an american patrol rolls by...

[maverick_15]

an american patrol near basra rolls by two injured men lying hurt at the roadside. one is a british para, the other an iraqi insurgent. as the patrol administers first aid, they ask what happened.
'well' explains the para, 'i was patrolling along the highway when i ran into this iraqi. we pointed our weapons at each other and i shouted 'saddam hussein is a w anker!' and he yelled back 'george bush is an asshole!'. we were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us.'

[spagboll]

Like it, like it...

Top stuff, will remember that one for the pub... I hope.

Mike.