MR Kipling dies aged 91!!!

[lampshade]

The family are said to be devestated but are looking forward to an exceedingly good wake.



Boom Tish...... :whistle

[big man]

Oooohhhh dear that's a groaner

[super mike]

:nono :nono :nono

[Jesta]

:nono

[lampshade]

You all might hate the joke, but at least admit you gave a giggle when slating me.....?


anyway


In 1996 Cubby Broccolli, the producer of the James Bond films passed away. His housemaid said she found him still in bed at 3pm in the afternoon. She told repoters "I became very worried, especially when he was shaken, but never stirred".



I'll get my coat :tongue

[Andy]

damn, so horribly unfunny never post a joke again!

[Schott]

oh dear, somebody call a taxi for him:tongue

[pete252]

Couple of nice chortles there Lampshade - keep 'em coming.

[MaxP]

plenty funny.

[randori]

well i liked them both even if they are a little old :thumbs