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    Here is my rant,
    All them people who cross at crossings B4 the Green Man comes on.

    I've got a lad of four and to get to the local shops we have to cross a road at the crossing, now there are 2 very simple rules to follow here and they are.

    1: Red Man Stop
    2: Green Man go

    Not that hard to understand I think, but the ammount of people who cross when the Red man is still on pisses me right off, I'm trying to teach my lad road safety for Fvck's sake.
    Why don't all them ****3rs fvck off and cross somewhere else, why go to a crossing if you dont wait for the green man?

    I would love to give some of them cunts a pasting over this but cos' my lad is with me I cant :annoyed:

    It really pisses me off :grr:
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    What I find more annoying is people walking across the road ten yards away from a zebra crossing.
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    i see your point lampshade...but what if they are in a rush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2
    What I find more annoying is people walking across the road ten yards away from a zebra crossing.
    am with you there but what I find even more annoying is the people who cross infront of bikes... thinking they dont travel as fast as cars... newsflash power to weight ratio means we are speeding along!!!! faster than cars and if we hit you we will do just as much damage!!!

    on the green man.. I am with you there I have 3 kids 3,4 & 7 and road safety is paramount..

    on the fookers crossing the road ten yards away from a zebra crossing.. they get what they deserve when the are bounced of the bonnet of an on-coming lexus or whatever or mangled by meself on my Scootehhhhha

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    Quote Originally Posted by lampshade
    Here is my rant,
    All them people who cross at crossings B4 the Green Man comes on.

    I've got a lad of four and to get to the local shops we have to cross a road at the crossing, now there are 2 very simple rules to follow here and they are.

    1: Red Man Stop
    2: Green Man go

    Not that hard to understand I think, but the ammount of people who cross when the Red man is still on pisses me right off, I'm trying to teach my lad road safety for Fvck's sake.
    Why don't all them ****3rs fvck off and cross somewhere else, why go to a crossing if you dont wait for the green man?

    I would love to give some of them cunts a pasting over this but cos' my lad is with me I cant :annoyed:

    It really pisses me off :grr:
    can i get an "Amen" to that pleaseeee.......
    every day when i go out for lunch around 2-3pm.....the local high street is rammo to the brim full of obnoxious little bitches from the two local schools.

    they have no regard for junctions/Zebra crossings/pedestrian crossings.
    seems these little facety shits think that in an argument between a 32 ton truck and their legs...that somehow their coolness at NOT waiting for the green man is somehow going to protect them.

    i swear to you it was not long ago a small pack of em walked out directly in frount of a god dam massive dumper truck....the poor drivers had to wiegh ancor and leave dirty great big tyre marks down the road..... obvioulsy the driver somewhat surprised offered the nessesasry advice out of his window......and the little bitches ? what did they do ?
    say sorry ? look alarmed at nearly being run over for good ?
    hell no.....
    they stood in the middle of the road doing a cross between "Rice'n'Pea trisha" and something akin to the Frog Corus is "Kiss Lip" d minor.

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    what's more annoying is ****ers that dont stop on zebra crossings, really annoying walking all the way to the crossing just to be ignored

    and lollypop ladys and zebra crossings in the same place, total waste of money
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    The words get a life spring to mind. :coffee:


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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    what's more annoying is ****ers that dont stop on zebra crossings, really annoying walking all the way to the crossing just to be ignored

    and lollypop ladys and zebra crossings in the same place, total waste of money
    Try living in London, people just stream out across the road whenever they feel like it. Gree light, Red light, what f@cking light.

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    On the other hand drivers never stop, even if theres a ****ing red traffic light 15 yards up the road they wont slow down to let someone across, weve got to get to work too you know.:annoyed:


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    While we are digging up old threads
    People in the petrol station that get in the car then sit there for ten minutes while there’s a queue of 5 cars waiting for the pump.
    What are you doing?
    Next time I’m going to check and tap on the window.
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    Young Italian tourists with backpacks trying to all get on a tube at rush hour...

    People leaning on the handrails on the tube...

    People sitting with their legs crossed on the tube limiting space to walk in the aisles...

    People on tubes...

    People...

    The Tube...



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    Default Re: Thoughtless People

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs View Post
    what's more annoying is ****ers that dont stop on zebra crossings, really annoying walking all the way to the crossing just to be ignored

    and lollypop ladys and zebra crossings in the same place, total waste of money
    I find it annoying when a pedestrian walks along a pavement and immediately turns and steps onto the zebra crossing without looking, Ffs give vehicle drivers a chance to stop, we're not mind readers.

    Also those pedestrians who start to walk across the road at a set of traffic lights when they just turned green for the traffic to move and they change back in 5 seconds.

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    I always liked lamshade's avatar

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    Thoughtless cnuts that revive old threads proppa cnuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    I always liked lamshade's avatar
    I think it was wompastompa who had the best animated one?

    it was an oiled up butt squeezing into a pair of tight rubber pants that then dissapeard into the crack
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    While we are digging up old threads
    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post

    People in the petrol station that get in the car then sit there for ten minutes while there’s a queue of 5 cars waiting for the pump.
    What are you doing?
    Next time I’m going to check and tap on the window.


    Here's some guesses I can think off from my own experiences. I can imagine if for example I had a car full of kids I would have a whole extra/different list.

    Check all lights on as appropriate
    Check mirrors have not got knocked/still all in correct positions
    Reset trip counter (my BMW has 3, takes a couple of moments going through the menus to reset the two main ones, and takes a little while for radio to boot to allow me into the menus)
    Set/change radio station
    Connect mobile phone to charger
    Make sure Bluetooth has synced with phone
    Start phone call
    Brief idle to let turbo warm up if car is still stone cold
    Turn on parking sensors as often cunts will park up very close making it difficult to get out without them on.

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