Pizza Cook Caught By The Short 'n' Curlies

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A PIZZA Hut cook was arrested after he deliberately put pubic hairs into takeaways ordered by cops.

Four PCs tucked into their pizzas before one discovered the extra topping.

He yelled out a warning to colleagues, one of whom had already wolfed down three slices.

Officers at the nick then rushed round to the Pizza Hut restaurant 200 yards away and arrested cook Simon Dimmock for contaminating food.

The 23-year-old cook confessed he was "p***** off" at being asked to cook the pizzas towards the end of his shift in Swansea.

Allison Bray, prosecuting, told city magistrates: "The officers phoned in their order, collected the pizzas and took them back to the police station.

"One noticed there was a hair on one of the pizzas. He removed it, thinking it was one of his own. He took another slice and noticed another hair. Inspecting it, he saw it appeared to be a pubic hair.

"The other pizzas were also inspected and they had pubic hairs in them as well."

She said Dimmock had "selected his own pubic hairs and placed them on the pizza bases and cooked them".

Pony-tailed Dimmock apologised and said he didn't know the pizzas were ordered by police.

He was given 140 hours community service and must pay £50 compensation to each of the four constables.

A spokesman for Pizza Hut said: "We're shocked by this prank. He's been dismissed."

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[CzarJunkie]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, NEVER EAT TAKEAWAY FOOD

Back when I was a nipper I had a few m8's who worked in McD's, KFC and the like while they were either between real jobs or studying and they told me some real fukin horror stories about what went on in those kitchens.

Plus where I live is home to one of KFC's major processing plants and I won't tell you what goes into their special sauce to make it special.

I've never have food from takeaways, no fukin way.

[Makaveli]

BUT

Its not just takeaways bud, the Campbells soup factory is(or was) situated in trafford park very close to Salford, so as you can imagine the workforce was populated with young lads and lasses from poor Salford families, horror stories?, fancy a bit of man juice with your tomatoe soup, hmmm hmmm.

Im pretty sure its the same at a hell of a lot of places that make our food, my motto is what you dont know (probably) wont hurt you.

[flumperino]

Im pretty sure its the same at a hell of a lot of places that make our food, my motto is what you dont know (probably) wont hurt you.

that's it precisely

i've worked in fast food places, and know EXACTLY what goes on....but i can't help eating the stuff now, cos it tastes so damn good :cartman

...ignorance is bliss i guess