Look Who’s Stalking…

[4me2]

LOOK WHO’S STALKING…

Sep 18 2004

There’s only one thing you can say about text-pest stalker Sarah if she thinks Martin the moron is her Prince Charming. She should have gone to Specsavers. It’s more unbelievable than the only virgin in the Square, Kareena, going on a date with the odious, lip-smackin’ sleazeball Jules. More unlikely than Andy not knee-capping that meddlesome duo of dullards, Billy and Minty. And even sadder than Kat leaving Alfie because he doesn’t trust her any more. Like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Rebecca Loos and Jordan, Sarah is so desperate she will do anything to get her man. Faking a faint in front of a van so that noble nurse Sonia takes her home to dress the wounds is her first unlikely move. Her next is to bond with Son by telling her that she’s having problems with her married lover who just happens to be called Martin. Pushed further, she might reveal he’s tall and one cabbage short of a fruit and veg stall. Now who could that be? Doh! The bumpy relationship between Beale The Squeal and the lovely Jane is far better, not least of all because she has so far resisted his charms. But she takes him to meet her terminally-ill husband Dave in the hospice. Sadly, Jane tells Ian that she loves him but can’t be with him until Dave passes away. Knowing Ian’s big heart, he’s probably got a discount on the funeral already.

[flumperino]

Knowing Ian’s big heart, he’s probably got a discount on the funeral already.

baaahahahahahahaha.......

[-G-Man-]

I aint being funny, but given a choice between a sexy stalker or a fat ugly moose whos quite nice really, i would have to choose the stalker! If she likes you that much she must be willing to do ANYTHING!!

[Madame-Mancky]

Eastenders storylines are soooo realistic these days.

[flumperino]

hay hay Madmanc is back


dunno aboot the stalker being 'sexy' Gman....she a bit of a horse, but granted she aint as much of a moose as the other one. They have been duelling with the ugly stick, and both lost

but.......she has got a massive gob, and is bound to be able to give some serious deepthroat

[4me2]

hay hay Madmanc is back

was briefly.

[flumperino]

christ....very briefly.....makaveli gone too

[4me2]

christ....very briefly.....makaveli gone too

you seem well informed. :nowords:

[Red Manc]

I dont generally make myself hard to suss out do i.

:whistle

[flumperino]

lol........